Really Rotten Rhymes

Based on the author's experiences as a teacher, as a parent and as a big kid himself, these newly composed rhymes present the really rotten moments that children relish. These are rhymes that children, young and old, will enjoy repeating to themselves and to friends - they're rotten and they're slightly, but nicely, rude. The children LOVE them, their grown-ups pretend to be less amused (but in secret they LOVE them too!)

When you paddle in the sea
First you shiver, then you pee
And the waves that licked your toes
Suddenly Fizz up your nose
And you stumble Oh the shock
And you swallow water Yock!
But it's sweaty summer weather
And it's great fun altogether!

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